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Study reveals:

breadkill

Here are some more shocking facts. EU-Serf comments:

In order to confuse those who are concerned about the effects of Bread on the health of World Citizens, it should be noted that Big Bread has taken to selling its products under a number of confusing names. Marketed as Loaf, Bun or just plain bread on streets throughout the Anglo Saxon world, bread or its derivatives have been sold as Bagette in France, Nan in India and even Panini in Italy. Unsuspected consumers are being fooled.

Progressive Sweden is fighting back however, by offering Bread Addicts a safer replacement known as Rivita. Rivita lacking in taste and texture, is clinically proven not to be habit forming in the way that Bread is. A spokesman for EU commision president claims that much is being done to fight the danger. Many of the newer EU Members have an economic approach to the problem. Restaurants in these countries charge a fee for each piece of bread consumed, a marked break with other nations insistence on forcing free bread on Diners. The new EU Bread Directive will harmonise this practice throughout Europe.

Cynics are pointing out however that Barroso himself is known to be a consumer of Bread. It is always served at Official EU events. On this point, Barroso's spokeman brought attention to the fact that EU functions were replacing Bread with Caviar and Lobster, which were not known to have the same negative impacts as bread, especially in less wealthy social groups.
beberlei meinte am 20. Apr, 22:52:
harhar, i wanted to write an sarcastic article about eu harmonising laws and stuff when i read lately that astrologists are complaining about "lightdirt" in the night.

you were faster and had a better topic ;0